the joke

before marriage

Boy: Finally, I've waited for this moment arrived long ago
Girl: Would you willingly if I go?
Boy: Of course not!!please Don't  think like that
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course!i Will remain so for ever
Girl: Would you ever cheat?
Boy: No! I would never do bad things
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Yes,of course baby
Girls: Sweetheart .......

After five years of marriage .... just read its of bottom to top


If quiet, handsome guy
Girl-Girl Say: Wow,he's very cool ..
Poor guy if quiet
Girl-Girl Say: he's quirt ..

If Guys Cute Singles
Girls, Girls Say: Surely he's perfectionists
If Bad Boys Singles
Girl-Girl Say: It's clear .. no girl simpatic!

If so handsome gay guy
Girl-Girl Say: Because the boys like him
Poor guy if so gay
Girl-Girl Say: because no girl interested him

cute gay is playboys
Girl-Girl Say: Fair, absolutely the girls wanted him
Bad Boy is playboys
Girl-Girl Say: maybe he always got broken heart from the firs girl

Cute Guys have a beatiful girl
Girl-Girl Said: its really the best couple..
Ugly Guys have a beatiful girl
Girl-Girl Say: maybe the girl just want his money

If the cute got rejected by girl
Girl-Girl Say: Do not be sad, i'll stand by you...
Bad Boy girl got rejected by girl
Girl-Girl Say: (Silent, :( finally the girls opened her eyes

If cute guys like treating his face
Girl-Girl Say: It maintaining his asset
if Poor guy likes treating his  face
Girl-Girl Say: It's a waste of time


If Cute Guys is a an animal lover
Girl-Girl Say: feeling fine ... loving
If ugly guy is a an animal lover
Girl-Girl Say: beacause the animal is his family

If cute guys be a boss
Girl-Girl Say: Matching  ..he looks intellect
if ugly guy be a boss
Girl-Girl Say: oh no, his face like servant

If handsome good guy playing guitar
Girl-Girl Say: Most talented boy ..
If Ugly Guys playing guitar
Girl-Girl Say: Surely he is like street aktris

Cute Guys have a car
Girl-Girl Say: Matching the outside into the cool ...
ifugly guys take the BMW
Girl-Girl Tell: maybe the car is his boss car's.

Cute Boys alway doing sex with diferent girl
Girl-Girl Say: of course, the gril definitely give he want
ugly guy always doing sex with different girl
Girl-Girl Say: who's the bitch he did

if cute guy a biker man
Girl-Girl Say: wow he is like valentino rossi
if ugly guys a biker man
Girl-Girl Say: oh i think for his job

If long-haired handsome guy
Girl-Girl Say: Macho .. Rocker Style!
If long-haired Boy Bad
Girl-Girl Tell: for blocking his face

If so handsome guy celebrities
Girl-Girl Say: he is likes truly movie star
Poor guy so if celebrities
Girl-Girl Say: Surely comedian

Cute Boys outs if
Girl-Girl Say: I want to be the center of attention
Poor guy alone if
Girl-Girl Say: Minder times ...

Cute Guys if humorous
Girl-Girl Say: He was fun huh ...
Poor guy if humorous
Girl-Girl Say: Find attention tuh ..

If put on Cute Guys
Girl-Girl Say: Understandably popular ...
Bad Boy act affected if
Girl-Girl Say:
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If the romantic handsome guy
Girls-Girls Say: Ooh .. so sweet ..
If Bad Boy romantic
Girl-Girl Say: Urgh .. you guys make me sick!

if Cute Guys use sunglasses
Girl-Girl Say: wow its cool
Poor Boy pake If glasses items
Girl-Girl Say:he just need stick for walking

If cute guy!asked kissing
Girl-Girl Say: of course honey .
Poor guy asked if kissing
Girl-Girl Tell: Oh dear .. i am really sorry

if Cute Boys doing mistake
Girl-Girl Said: Nobody `s perfect
if Poor guy doing evil
Girl-Girl Say: definetly his face like a criminal man

If Guys Cute helping girl from the bad man
Girl-Girl Said: wow ..he is a man
Bad Boy girl helping girlr of the bad man
Girl-Girl Say:i think the bad man is his family

if Cute Guys got sad
Girl-Girl Say: Let me be your shoulder to cry on
Poor guy if grieve
Girl-Girl Said: very mushy! you ara man so go to hell ..?


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